1. 9/23

    My house mate Milk and I had previously decided that every thursday would have a designated theme.  This week was bubble wrap. I know brilliant. Its just that time of the year, the initial thrill of school is waning just as professors pile on those paper. And what better to let release that stress than popping some plastic bubbles. So i headed off to our local super walmart and bought 180ft for a mild 20$ while my partner in crime was off at intramural football. Got back, made a drink and headed off with our other house mate to see the end. Made it as the game was closing, and was mildly entertained as one of the kids completely Charlie Browned a kick-off. Came back to the house with a few of the younger members of the team and started up some pong. Eventually we realized it was already 11:30 and we had yet to begin our decorating so we headed off. Milk handed out sheets to all the kids we passed by as we picked out our targets. We decided on a bench (just picture how much use that bench would get with a layer of bubble wrap) and a tree cluster. One piece of tape to hold the start and one at the end kept everything on tight. As we walked over the quad towards the Tang Campo rolls up. Now our college has a special little policy that is most close to my heart: No chase. I guess the school just figured it wouldn’t have to deal with as many disciplinary hearings if everyone just ran away. So thats what we did turned around and started walking away, of course they shined their search lights on us (it was 12 on a thur and we had back packs). So being the innocent students we were calmly turned and headed towards the accomplices dorms, walking past the car. So they yell out for us to approach, we oblige. Exchange:

    Officer- Have you been drinking

    Me- No sir

    O- i can smell it on your breath, I don’t care, just be safe

    M- Ok maybe a little

    O- is their toilet paper in those backpacks

    M- No sir

    O- OK i know its thursday but you most likely have class tomorrow and I don’t want to be finding you later tonight so you better just head home.

    M- That sounds like a wonderful idea

    So we leave, thank god they didn’t see our master pieces yet. On the way home we pass through a few of our other friends rooms to visit. Finally get back to the village and there is another party in full swing at Twister and Bimms house. 

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